Mmmm...Shy Pudding...

stupid pitas
darn pitas and their losing our entries. I am taking a small poll - should I A) just re-upload the new layout and be done with it or B) wait a little while to see if they recover the lost changes? you know I can't make decisions on my own, so speak up. either way is fine with me.

Ouch
Wow, we lost all the posts from the 8th to the 23, that kinda sux. And it really sux since the empress had out a bunch of work onto the sight, etc.

::Grumble rabble kerplitzt:: I suppose that since I was able to log in that Pita has somehow fixed itself, which is definatly good. Woke up at 3pm thisafternnon, that was fun. But I think we all had a good time watching Nadesco last night, well, except for those who were not there. Anyways, that prompted some odd dreams which are better left off the blog, due to the head explosion factor, and the privatness of them. Wings were tastey, as always. See the rambleness? I cant stop, the topic just keeps switching in my brain. I need a cigarette. Peace out. Telepate with me, oh yeah baby, telepate with me all night long.

The ham tastes like pickles
r^2 d r. I am the least evil. w00t. Frankly I'm kinda disappointed in the Empress' ranking, after hearing all this talk of how terribly evil and horrible she is. Mayhap it was all heresay and conjecture.

Is it just me, or did Chris seem to get the worst punsihment, even though Grant was placed lower? I mean, Ice vs. Shit? That's not even a contest, at least in my book.

If you can't keep your debits and credits straight, you deserve a long and painful death.

Holy hell am I tired. Haha, hell. It's funny cause it's relevant to the previous post.

/actually fucking remembered to use HTML this time

Aw...look it's our hell...

*flaps arms*
Pfft. I'll stop your reign of terror. Just you see.

*goes back to creating a bulletproof, pepsi-resistant, nail-deflecting, anti-wheat thresher whale*

Muwhahahahahaha.

/still kind of floating

/still can never fucking remember that this thing uses HTML until after the page is updated and the post all runs together

And they're amphibious too!
Wheat threshers are the shit dood. When I get mine nothing can stop my reign of terror! Regardless what cockface Zachmann thinks! Now all I need to find is a petting zoo...

*grabs gun*
Everyone has exactly 5 minutes from the time you read this to go get the goddamn FFVII: Advent Children trailer or I shoot you dead. I mean dead dead. Like, -50 HP in D&D dead. Then guess who the guy who looks like Sephiroth but isn't Sephiroth (but might be Sephiroth anyway) is. I say it's his son, or possibly a newer model clone. Everyone else? The guy in the chair is definitely either Original Seph, or possibly Hojo.

Also, I'm usually not one for these internet quizzes, but I saw this one and figured what the hell:

You are Kurtis, the other Defender of Earth. Your
wife and child were killed in an incident which
also destroyed 70% of your body. You lost your
humanity along with it. Now you simply seek
revenge.

Which Disgaea Hour of Darkness character are you? (Pics!)

Kurtis rules. By definition, I also rule. Ha.

/playing way too much Disgaea

avatar/icon thingies
just to let everyone know that I have done something vaguely constructive. re-did sere's avatar and made one for magical mike. they are up at my deviant art site. more coming soon.

enjoy. or not. either way, let me know.

It are sad
I had a great weekend, you guys! I already miss everyone so much! ::hugs everyone::

I'm looking forward and can't wait until I get to see you all again.

/wha??
You can also consider them emotes, like in AC2. /e goes back to playing more AC2.

Yeah, typos are normal...
...if you don't proofread your writing. I guess I just care a little bit more than you, then.

Resorting to gay jokes with no prior statements or actions on my part pertaining to said homosexuality? For shame, I say.

Because I love beating people on semantics, an average grade would be a 'C'. I am also not content with a 'C', but I certainly don't feel the need to validate myself through getting A's. Just out of curiosity, I'd like to know what you're gaining through these A's? I mean, I got A's in high school so that I could get a scholarhship. Now that I'm in college, I could care less, so long as I keep said scholarship. Just wondering.

And I officially call bullshit on the 'only doing homework when I happen to be online' theory. Typical conversation, for proof:

Me: So what have you been up to all day?
You: Class, work, then homework.
Me: Nothing else?
You: Nope.
Me: Booooooooooooooooooooring.
You: Ohhhh, Steeeeeeeeve.
Me: Mmmmm.

The /tags are indeed purposeful, and it's known as 'faux HTML'. Perhaps if you were a little more learned in online literary forms, I wouldn't have had to tell you that.

/ramblivity

Oh, wait the word I'm looking for is...
...gaaaaaaaaay. Listen, Sac Boy, I'm human, therefore typos are a normal occurance, and you shouldn't crucify a person for a mistake. So you can just go get your boy Chris to suck your sac for all I care. I know you'd enjoy that. Don't deny it.

And I aspire for "A's." Unlike some people, I'm not satisfied with the "average" grade. Another thing, don't talk about things you don't know. You don't know how much work I do! It seems to you that I'm always doing work because you are only ever online while I'm doing homework...at night! If you weren't off being gay somewhere, you'd realize I don't do a lot of work.

What's with your little "/" and them some gay thing like "don't step on my mizad skizllz?" Seriously, I thought that was a typo at first, but then I gave you some credit and thought maybe you put it there on purpose. But the more and more I look at it, the stupider it seems.

Yahoo Commercials are stupid
I never said I thought it was a problem, the whole 'bad grammar alert' thing. Personally, I kinda like it. Leave it up to you to assume that something that helps my mad literary skillz ('z' used here for irony) is a 'problem'. I was merely commenting to the fact that I was given no choice in the matter. She never asked me if I wanted a bad grammar detection system, it just got stuck in there. Bah.

The day I need a dictionary to spell 'extensive' or 'simplistic' is the day I want every one of you to shoot me several times over.

Oh, and before you go and make a backhanded comment about someone's intelligence, you might want to make absolutely, positively sure that you know how to spell 'intelligent', eh? Just a thought.

Regardless of responsibility, homework, at least to the point that you do it, is not necessary. There is a threshold on the graph of 'Time spent working' vs. 'Grade received', which I have dubbed the "You're stupid if you go over this threshold" threshold, where the reward for any more work put in is not nearly proportional to the ratio gained per work hour beforehand. You have most definitely broken said threshold, and, by definition, are stupid. I, on the other hand, cling to the threshold perfectly.

/don't step to my mizad skizillz

Box Thinker
Fist off, way to go blaming your problems on other people. You know, you should really learn to take responsibility for yourself.

Secondly, I have a very extensive (of considerable extent: broad) vocabulary. I just never thought your simplistic (excessively simple) mind could handle the "quirky" and "complicated" words. Oh, by the way, if you couldn't tell, I already included some of the definitions for some words that may be too difficult for you to understand without your online dictionary and all. I thought I'd save you the trouble of looking them up yourself.

That must be pretty burdensome, having to look up almost every word. I commend you though, for trying to become more inteligent.

And finally, I have a multitude of better things to do than homework. I just care about my grades, so I simply do my homework. It's what responsible people do.

I didn't have to look for things that were wrong
Why? Because they were staring right at me. The errors literally came to me. You know who's fault that is? Malone's. Curse that woman. I can't read any incorrect grammar any longer without sirens going off in my goddamn head.

As for your not needing a dictionary, I use dictionary.com extensively because I consider myself a bit of wordsmith, I enjoy quirky and complicated words (Greg Gaffin and Tycho are near the top of my big-list-o-heroes; I aspire to be them), and as such a reference is sometimes needed. If you don't need a dictionary for your simplistic words, you should be proud of yourself.

I challenge your use of 'all right' in the same vein as 'alright'. I want proof. I've never seen it used that way.

I happen to find it quite sad that you have nothing better to do with your time than homework. :P

As far as kissing your ass, I have only one thing to say:

Any time you'd like.

/even more sarcasm
/except for the ass kissing part

Grammar Police
Whoa, hold up, you going to read me my rights before you arrest me for a few typos on grammar? First off, I thought we were talking about spelling, not punctuation. Secondly, "alright" can be used both ways. "All right" is correct, also.

And I never said there was nothing wrong with being literate. I never said you weren't. And I'm very much literate. I just don't need the help of a dictionary to be literate (guess that work pays off, doesn't it?)

So you can just kiss my fat ass, "Sacmaster." ::uses air quotes:: I also find it quite sad you had nothing better to do with your time than go through my entry and look for things that are wrong.:-P

Well excuse me...
...for being friggin' literate. Neanderthals. I am most definitely signing up for their platnum service when I get my ccard.

Oh, and by the way, your second sentence there should have a question mark, not a period, tree-hugger. Also, alright is one word, with only one l. For all that homework you do instead of fun stuff, you sure could use some work on your literary skills. Oh, and you're missing a period at the end of your second paragraph.

Also, I had spelled reprieve correctly. My looking like an ass was averted. My spelling, grammar and sentence structure is indeed impeccable.

I know sarcasm doesn't come across very well in typed communication, so just to clarify:

/sarcasm

b'oh
::hangs head in shame::

tsk tsk
You people and your online dictionary. Why don't you just save yourself the trouble and look semi stupid with the rest of us. Or at least don't admit it! hehehehe

But, yeah, the sac thing? I must admit, Paranoia, that does sound rather "gh3y"

All right, I gotta go talk to some trees.

Like Star Trek, only it sucks
You want my sac? I got 3 words for you:

T3h

Ub4r

Gh3y

Not that there's anything wrong with that. Remember, I'm not one to judge. I fully support your lifestyle choices, my friend. Just don't expect me to go along with you.

Once again, in light of my smartass comments, I must ask for a reprieve (sp?) from a beating.

Stupid dictionary.com isn't working. And after I had considered signing up for their platnum service... Now I'm sure I've spelled that word wrong and look like an ass.

Deadmaster is more like it.
Soon your Sac will be mine Sacmaster.

::has been commanded::
The Empress has commanded me to make an entry. Although I don't know what to say. Um...Hi? hahahaha! Well, four hours away from the group, so I really haven't been able to hang out with any of them. Um...yeah hurricanes suck. Had a chance to go home and be with them, but noooooooo. Don't really got much to say...peace yo;-)

Because I'm a dick about things like this
Hey, n00b. You spelled pic wrong. Think about it, When was the last time you took a pickture? Huh? Oh, I think never, cause it's spelled picture. Der-Doinch. Please don't hurt me.

pfft#2
yes, there is a double standard, tis the way things are in our society. I still think it is weird, but, if you want to draw it, and enjoy yourself while drawing it, then, by all means do it. I really suppose I am no person to judge. I just never wanna see a pick of like, me licking vyler, or something like that.

Oh, dear. Something's scared that monkey...
Sometimes double standards are in place for damn good reasons... Anyway, nah, enjoy your yaoi if you like. I'm not one to judge. Just, uh, keep it away from me. Show all you like to everyone else. Really. I'm sure they'll all love it. Yeah... I'm entirely serious.

pfft.
there is so a double standard as far as that goes. it's okay for guys to like lesbians but not for girls to like the occasional yaoi? I don't even want to hear about it. {]: P

WOW
Okay, so, in my surfing last night I found some interesting web links on a certain persons art web page. Apaarently Yaoi is not the cool funky art form I thought it was. And, in my ignorance, went blindly into the link and clicked the picture. Im sure that many of you find this bloody hilarious, I, personally do not. But, I suppose we now know what is on the HD of the Empress.

This is also only a test
If this had been a real post, I would have made a gay joke at smoker's expense, because that carpetbagger keeps wearing my damn shirt. Always trying to emulate me cause i'm the friggin' bizomb and whatnot. Why doesn't he get some self esteem and stop leeching off me for once? I know I'm cool and all, but damn, stop being a poser. Anyway, lez see how this turns out.

This is a test of the national Broadcasting system. Had this been a real post, I would have said something silly.

Mike: Book 7, Chapter 8, Verse 3
So yeah, Hi. Empress Kyra and Serendipity here. Yes, we are back again with yet another blog. This one comes complete with a web page! Whee! However, there's nothing there...yet. Kyra needs to get her skinny little butt moving on the drawlings which are the concept behind most of this...crap. HAHA. (not kidding) Anywho, yeah I, being ALL KNOWING AND POWERFUL tried to command the "mighty" Empress to draw, ::part removed:: but she was having none of it. So, pfft to her.

So I guess I should eventually explain "Shy Pudding" and why we love it so much. Well it's 'cause Magical Mike is hot stuff, (inside joke, sorry you're on the outside, not our fault, it's yours) But moving on...our ultimate goal is the get those hot and sexy guys we hang out with (you know who you are, oooh yeah ::wink::) to write here as well and share their crazy lives, or whatever they deem worthy to share...We will be giving out the password to privelaged individuals only. We are exclusive.

Oh and by the way..."[We] have brought doom, DOOM TO YOU ALL!!!"