Maybe no one's posted because the previous last post was yours, and it was a total downer. Eh? You ever think about that? Maybe if you DID get naked it would stimulate some activity round these parts.

Heh heh, stimulate.

Heh heh, parts.

Vyler13: Greetings!
SpaceMarineKilla: I call into question your aptitude.
Vyler13: No, I call into question your aptitude.
SpaceMarineKilla: I think not. Your inexperience makes all other inexperience seem, by comparison, experienced. Ha!
Vyler13: I wish for you to stop talking.
Vyler13: You enjoy placing your penis inside rectums.
SpaceMarineKilla: I am too tired at this juncture to continue conversing in this manner. I apoligize.
SpaceMarineKilla: Matriculation consumes much of my energy.
Vyler13: That is no problem, I must cleanse my linens in any case. By the way, I have found a Utopia kingdom which seems knowledgable. I am glad.
SpaceMarineKilla: Excellent. I am happy for you.
SpaceMarineKilla: Where is this kingdom located?
SpaceMarineKilla: I would gaze upon it and attempt to garner knowledge of its makeup.
Vyler13: Kingdom number 25, island number 37.
SpaceMarineKilla: Haha! Your kingdom's banner makes me believe that you are all a group of homosexuals.
Vyler13: You lead me to believe you would not converse in this manner any longer.
SpaceMarineKilla: Ha! I fooled you, inexperienced one.
SpaceMarineKilla: Is your province named Sins of Lust?
Vyler13: Quiet, you. It is not nice to play a trick on one so inexperienced.
Vyler13: I will return momentarily.
Vyler13: My province is not yet activated.
SpaceMarineKilla: Hahahahaha! You truly are inexperienced!
SpaceMarineKilla: You are a Faery Warrior?
Vyler13: I call into question your heterosexuality.
Vyler13: Yes, I am an elite Faery Warrior.
SpaceMarineKilla: You are far less heterosexual than I.
Vyler13: I am rubber, and you are glue. Whatever you say bounces from me and, in fact, sticks quite permanently to you.
SpaceMarineKilla: Reports from all over the servers are coming in that the Warrior personality appears to be bugged. The assumption is that rather than adding +1 point to defensive specs, it actually adds a whole defensive specialist (+5 points).
Swirve's Bugs & Suggestions forum contains several threads on the topic and there have been posts here as well.
SpaceMarineKilla: Great Heavenly Father!
Vyler13: I call into question your intelligence and your experience.
SpaceMarineKilla: Your province's defense is indeed quite powerful!
Vyler13: Excellent.
Vyler13: I am aware of my province's stellar defense.
Vyler13: What is the location of your kingdom full of players whom lack experience?
Vyler13: Please reply with all due haste!
SpaceMarineKilla: Though your feeble mental capacity informs you otherwise, my kingdom is full of the most elite players that can be found.
SpaceMarineKilla: I am in kingdom number 7 on island number 5.
Vyler13: You deny that you are less than skilled in utopia?
Vyler13: I laugh at your assertion.
SpaceMarineKilla: Yes, that is my assertion. We are exceptional players.
Vyler13: The pun included in the province name "MANdorOfTheHour" fills me with great glee.
SpaceMarineKilla: Haha! Yes, he is a humorous fellow!
Vyler13: You have a small penis, which is inferior to my large phallus.
Vyler13: Haha!
Vyler13: I mock your inexperience!
SpaceMarineKilla: That is disgusting. Please stop thinking about my genitals. Why would you do such a thing? Perhaps it is because you are a flagrant homosexual!
Vyler13: Hahaha! Oh, you have rightfully insulted me very well!
Vyler13: I bow in subservience to you in revelation of your greatness.
SpaceMarineKilla: Indeed, I am elite even among the elite.
Vyler13: I must be going now. I will converse with you again soon.
SpaceMarineKilla: Goodbye, one of little experience.
Vyler13: Speak to me no more, you homosexual.
Vyler13 signed off at 2:54:59 PM.

2. It has been established on serveral occasions that j00 are, most definitely, t3h 5uxx0r, or even t3h 5uk.

3. You have bowed down before my l33t skillz at at least one juncture (see the two posts down).

4. I am smarter than you. My smartocity cannot be debated.

5. I will kick your ass in any video game at any time.

6. In our most recent 40k competition, you were owned by an 80 point differential.

7. You work at Turkey Hill.

8. My D&D Character will kill yours without even trying. He'd be all like, "Oh, look at this chump" and then you'd have fire exploding all in your face and whatnot.

9. You used a WebTV.

10. If you were locked in a room with a computer and a hard drive, and were told to install said hard drive in said computer, you wouldn't be able to do it and they wouldn't let you out and then you'd starve to death all because you don't know a damn thing.

Quite franky I could go on forever, but I think it now has been proven for all to see that I am infinitely better than you and you will never come within any distance of my asskicktivity and you should just give the fuck up.

Google no longer has a cache for fuck knows what reason, and the last yahoo cache was from over 3 months ago, lazy pricks. So, uh, that's all I had to go one. I fixed things up as best I could, with the halloween layout and all. I still can't get rid of that last little thingy there above the entries, but I figured I'd leave well enough alone.

I'm really sorry. I'm very much an idiot. I should look at things before I do stuff with them. But I don't. I sure hope Kera has the layout saved on her machine somewhere, cause otherwise I'd feel really horribly terrible. Fuck. I fucking suck. My bad. I'll never do it again, I promise.

"Cause i'm like a motherfucking earthquake... wrapped in a hurricane... nestled in a box of tsunamis, man. that's what i am man, imma fucking kick your ass. i'm like a fucking natural disaster times triplicate, man, fucking waiting to kick your ass, cause i'm trained in super secret martial arts, man, shit i can't even tell you man, i had to fucking live underwater for a year to learn this shit. i can't even avow any of this shit, i got tricks, i know 43 ways to kill you with a pimento my man. you don't wanna fuck with me cause i know super ninja shit... like.. right now! I just turned invisible! you didn't even know that, i just turned invisible, man. you see, you're lookin at me cause you just hear my voice, you just think you see me, but i just put all my visiblity on you, so you're double visible, now. what you gonna do, motherfucker? you can run, but you can't hide, i'll fuckin' find your ass cause you're fucking double visible, i'm invisible, so that negates itself man, so we both disappear. how bout that shit, man? you don't even know man. i know super secret ways, man, i just take my eyelash, and i'm like *poik*, and then you fuckin put it in your eye, and you're fuckin dead man, you'd be dead for an hour. you'll be walkin around, thinking you're alive, but you don't even know man, you've been dead for an hour. you don't even know man, i'm laughin' at you man, all invisible and shit. you opened up the wrong motherfuckin' can of worms, bitch. this is you, goin "waht's this can of worms? I'm gonna try this can of worms, man" and you go to peel the top off, and then you're like, "oh, look, it's just a stupid little can of worms, who gives a shit about that can of worms?", then when your back's turned, all those little worms climb up on top of each other and form ONE BIG WORM, and kill you with this wormlike veracity. that's what it is."

dan - Drives Anal Nastily

kera - Kangaroo Excrement Re-enters Anus

mike - Mammary Inserting Kleenex Explosive

dustin - Dong Utility Stuffing Tricks In Nazis

chris - Crying Hispanic Retarded Illegitimate Sissy

johnny - Jacks Off Horny Nasty Near-sighted Yaks

sean - Seems Eager About Narcotics

steve - Steers Through Eva Vagina Expulsions

robert - Rabid Ovary Beggotten Extraterrestrial Rapes Terriers

shannon - Sex Hippy Attacks Nookie Nouget Over Nuts

Vyler13 (1:35:16 AM): weee

BuddaLikesGanja (1:35:21 AM): peeeeeee

Vyler13 (1:35:28 AM): poooo

BuddaLikesGanja (1:37:04 AM): goooooooeee

Vyler13 (1:37:17 AM): gaaahwooooo

BuddaLikesGanja (1:38:54 AM): ahhhhhhh

Vyler13 (1:39:06 AM): aarrrrg

BuddaLikesGanja (1:39:29 AM): ggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Vyler13 (1:39:46 AM): blaaaarch

BuddaLikesGanja (1:40:04 AM): ROAR !

Vyler13 (1:40:59 AM): queef

Also, be sure to check out this very, very disturbing link And tell me if you think it's real or not. I think it could very well be if the prices weren't so outrageous, cause the japanese are some really fucked up people. Just wondering about your throughts.

Also, you are fucking insane.

Ever have one of those dreams where you wake up and go, "What the Fuck?!" Well, during my second sleep(some call it a nap) yesterday I had one of these dreams.

I was in the high school auditorium, standing at the back and waiting for something. There were other people in the auditorium, family members, and some friends, but, they were all seated. Next thing I know Kim(Dustin's Girlfriend) appears down at one of the other doors, she is wearing a wedding dress. I look down, and I have a tux on. Music starts to play, and I begin walking down the aisle, and she starts walking to meet me, we meet eachother where the two aisle's meet, take eachothers hands and move up to the stage, where we go and stand infront of a pastor.

The whole wedding thing goes down without a hitch, and everyone then stands from their seats and begins clapping and say congradulations. Kinda reminds me of that one scene at the end of Eva(The series, not the movie). Anyways, the curtains close and we both just sorta collapse to a seated position, looking at eachother. We talk for a minute, I wish i could remember what about, and then I stand, cause I need a cigarette. I move out the side entrance to the building and start walking to my car, which is parked next to the baseball field. As I walk, Brandon and Walcott come and join me, because they want to smoke as well. So, we get in my Car, I start it up, light a cigarette and then we begin to drive down past the school. This is when I woke up.

Yeah so I took the OS survey and it appears that I am .... (psssst if you didn't figure it out yet look down at the picture).

/kill you, I'll kill you, I'll kill you.

Also, I protest the adding of shotgun-squared to the dictionary, as it's made up bullshit. You can't call shotgun before the leaving has been announced, and obviously, the return trip has not been announced if you're not even there yet, st00p. Adding such a word would only lend to its proliferation, and I'll have no part of that. Also, how bout you learn to put a damn title on your posts, eh, not-very-smart-person? eh? eh? Ohhhh, 8izurn3d!!!!!111one111!~1

I also wanted to add a word to the dictionary: shotgun-squared: The act of calling shotgun for the present car ride and the return trip all at once.

Well, there you have it. A couple I wasn't sure on and left out. Also, here's one to add:

Blathersmite - to confuse and mentally damage one's enemy by producing a stream of pure confusion and lack of sense